I arrived on island today, January 4, to find that my bronze statue of Emmett Kelly is no longer on my back porch. I am HEARTBROKEN. It was done by my great aunt and I love it.
If this is a joke, please return it. I don’t care who you are or why it was taken, I just would like it back PLEASE.
It stands about 2′ 1/2-3″ tall should someone see it anywhere.
I can be reached by email at firstname.lastname@example.org or 212-734-1376.